Total Medals Earned: 519 (From 86 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,945 Points
Medals Earned: 6/31 (30/255 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (320/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 12/17 (245/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Move to Vancouver
Publish a game with 600 quality
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
Medals Earned: 6/9 (100/260 points)
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Pet the shopkeeper
Die.
Beat wave 15
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 6/13 (140/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear levels 10-15!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times